Yinz guys see the floor start shaking n’at? When everything in the room starting moving our first reaction was “Hmmm, weird. I wonder what that is? We don’t get earthquakes in the ‘Burgh.” Sure enough, it was the aftershocks of a D.C. quake. We decided to compile a list of the top 10 reasons for the Great Pittsburgh Earthquake of 2011.
10. The Buccos actually beat the Brewers the previous night. It was an earth shaking occurrence.
9. Casey Hampton decided to go Hines Ward on us and took dancing lessons. The problem? Casey’s tap dancing shook the whole city.
8. Gary Roberts got angry and the whole city felt his wrath.
7. Lyle Overbay is (actually) hitting for the D’backs since the Bucs let him go.
6. Primanti’s ran out of slaw.
5. Little known fact, Joe DeNardo predicted this 8 years ago so it was bound to happen sometime.
4. Brent Johnson punched the whole city, and we all felt like Rick DiPietro. (Go check yourself for facial fractures)
3. Someone JUST NOW told JoePa that Pitt and Penn State are playing in 2016.
2. Brooks Orpik stared at the ground with his crazy eyes until it trembled in fear.
1. We’re not sure what happened, but Goodell is thinking about fining James Harrison for it.
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